Are you from Michigan????

"Vacation" means going to Cedar Point.
Half the change in your pocket is Canadian.....eh!
You drive 86 mph on the highway and pass on the right.
Your idea of a traffic jam is 40 cars waiting to pass an orange barrel.
You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre.
It's easy to get VERNORS Ginger Ale, Sanders Hot Fudge sauce, and Faygo Pop.
You know how to pronounce "Mackinac."
You've had to switch on the "heat" and the "A/C" in the same day.
You bake with SODA and drink a POP.
Your little league game was snowed out.
The word "thumb" has geographical, rather than anatomical significance.
You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on your right palm.Traveling coast-to-coast means driving from Port Huron to Muskegon.
You measure distance in minutes.
You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but isn't that far from Hell.
Your year has 2 seasons: Winter and Construction.
Home Depot on any Saturday is busier than toy stores at Christmas.
You know when it has rained because of the smell of worms.
You believe that "down south" means Toledo.