On the last day of school, the children brought
gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the
teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store
owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of
candy. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it."Is it wine?" she guessed."No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?" "No," said the little boy.. "I give up," she said. "What is it?"
The boy replied, "It's a puppy!"